Welcome to Sarri's Straw and Spoon Exhibit!
"The spoon is a symbol of perfection in humanity. The spoon is a device, a creation of mankind, which has reached its final stage of evolution. The spoon is completely formed idea that is universally shared by everyone. It is a beautiful, magic thing. You'll find other examples of perfect human creation if you look carefully. The toilet is another form that has reached perfection. A race that creates spoons and toilets can be forgiven its most hideous atrocities."
"The straw, as yet another everyday object that has been lifted out of the murk of mundanity by The Tick himself, represent freedom from the restraints of others, and the key to a release of outside expectations. It also represents the ability to drink without touching the glass."
Page 8 of The Tick Society Handbook by Ben Edlund
This is an official MOAV spoon. I got it when I joined the "Mystic Order of Arachnid Vigilance".
This is an official MOAV straw. It was also acquired when I joined the MOAV.
This is an average everyday spoon. But you can use it to eat froot loops!
This is a normal spoon (top) beside a tiny spoon (bottom, duh). The tiny spoon, like a normal spoon, can be used to eat froot loops--it just takes much longer.
This would be a normal spoon except its handle is way too long.
This is a red party straw.
This is the same red straw, but all bendy-which-way-backwards!
This is a spoon made out of wood. You can use it to stir soups and things, but never over an open fire! That would be dangerous. The Open Fire Gods don't like wooden spoons! They would put a curse on you. Egad!
This is a stir spoon. You can use it to stir things, especially things over an open fire! Just don't try it with soup. It will all fall out on to the floor! And that wouldn't impress the dangerous Linoleum Gods. Not one bit.
This is the infamous Red Ladle. It is strong enough to overpower all but the fiercest Gods. It resists the open fire and doesn't spew its contents on the linoleum. It is mighty and awe inspiring.
I am not sure what this is. It is strange. Like some kinda noodle comb. That's close enough to a spoon for me.
Googly! A straw and an eyeball in one! What more could one ask for? (Other than another one.) I just don't know...
This is used to cut soup or something. I guess you use them if you are eating Chunky
soup and can't make up your mind what sort of cuttlery to use. Then, you use the FORKSPOONSCISSORS!!!
A mobile made with both spoons and straws. Most intriguing! This exhibit was donated by Geoffrey Dice.
Look at these GRoK'n monuments to happiness! Two ladles with happy faces painted in acrylic. This exhibit was also donated by Geoffrey Dice.
These are grapefruit spoons. They are serrated and so have the potential to do a lot of damage...to grapefruits... Once again, this exhibit was donated by that GRoK'n guy, Geoffrey Dice.
OH NO! A homeless straw! This poor straw was separated from its drinking box! The horrors!
Oooooohhh!!! An airplane spoon! If there is anything more cool than eating breakfast cereal, fruit loops or otherwise with this spoon, I don't know what it is!
This is a medicine spoon from the local Co-op. This spoon sucks if you are getting cough syrup, but not if it's that penicillin that tastes like bananas...mmmmmm...penicillin that tastes like bananas...
This is a straw from a water bottle. It's extra wide for maximum beverage consumption...keen!
Oh Boy...an ice cream scoop! Just think of the possibilities! You could scoop ICE CREAM!!!
These aren't just any straws, these are slurpee straws! Specially designed to suck as much slurpee as humanly possible! But they are terrible for eating fruit loops...
Gosh! This spoon was designed for the purpose of scooping tea. That is pretty nifty. This spoon was donated by my grandma...and what a GRoK'n grandma she is!
And Now For The Wicked Keen GrOk'n Exhibit!!!
Keep comin'...
Its a STROON! The crowning jewel of the exhibit is not only a spoon...
but also a straw! Woe to the world if this stroon were to fall in to the wrong hands...
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